Wacky Cakes

I'm hooked on this site! Cake Wrecks has pics of just about every horrible cake out there.

One of the scarier ones:

Support Winter Stef!

She's got a new hilarious line of wearables featuring everyone's favorite depressed bear, Sad Panda.

Gay Marriage Will Save the Economy?

Well, if that's the only way...then I guess, "Why not?"

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black

I didn't caption this one, but I had to share it!

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Rhyming "Back" with "Back"

Check out [Douchebag*] Cornyn's re-election ad. Gee...if we make it sepia-toned and get a Johnny Cash sound-alike, them Texans will eat it up!

After I finished laughing, I threw up a little in my mouth because he'll probably get re-elected to the Senate easily because most Texans are dumb**.

*I can call him that. He's a big Dubya supporter.

**I can say that too. I'm a Texan who has seen how this state votes.

Late June Tidbits

30 As a 1930s wife, I am Poor Take the test!

George Carlin has passed away. I've been watching clips of his comedy routines on YouTube and trying not to laugh too loudly at work.

Overly self-righteous dude, James Dobson, is telling anyone who'll listen that Barak Obama is "distorting the Bible." Whatever. I don't see Dobson following the Bible letter for letter. If he was, he'd be sacrificing goats and have a long beard, as well as stoning adulterers and thieves, just as the Bible directs.

UPDATE: Obama to Dobson: Shut up.

That Alec Baldwin...he's pretty cool

I used to not really care for the acting skillz of one Mr Alec Baldwin; however, his charming and hilarious turn as Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock melted my defenses and this recent article made me like him even more. What a guy!

Lewis Black

I know everyone on the planet has done their own video mocking faux crybaby Chris Cr0cker, but Lewis Black takes it in a different direction. Plus, it's funny when he drools!

In a hot gay minute

Stephen Colbert cracks me up in this video! "If the homosexuals aren't out to destroy marriage, what ARE they out to destroy?"

Fabric nerds rejoice! Wizard of Oz fabrics are here! Unfortunately, the Lollipop Guild did not make the cut.

Oh wait! I take that back! There they are!

Canadian same-sex marriages are now legally recognized by the state of New York. The rest of the lower-48...? Still protecting the "sanctity" of Canadian marriage by only allowing straight folks to get hitched and dee-vorced.

You can thank Booklahver for alerting me to these

Apparently it's trendy to get very unique bridal portraits done these days (see Jesus pose, left).

But did you know brides can also get themselves, their gown, and their cellulite photographed for their husbands-to-be (and the viewing public it seems). Oh, and yes, that link is NSFW. They're called "bridal boudoir" shots -- and they give me the heebeegeebees.

Vulva Wear!

Does your vulva suffer season affective disorder due to the fact that it doesn't get enough sunlight? Well, then wear it on your head! Or tote it as a bag! Or get one that looks like a taco! If anything, you could put it on your truck's bumper...

New Tina Fey project!

Yay! Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are starring in an upcoming comedy, Baby Mama. Watch the trailer and enjoy!

The Mighty Boosh

"I call it the 'Library Suit'. See this pocket? That's for your library card. See this pouch? Loose change in case you get any fines."

Catalog Librarian

Ah...anagrams. Some are cool, some are spooky. I figured I'd try my job title and see what other words could be formed from the letters. Here are the oddest results:

• A glacial brain rot
• A racial trail bong
• A glib rational car
• Call a boring tiara
• Oiling a crab altar
• A cabin gorilla rat
• A bacon grail trial (Mmmm...bacon...)
• A garlic albino rat

Move over, Rex Libris!

My new [mostly retarded] superhero lady is in town! (You can make your own superhero here.)

Internet Star: Leslie Hall

I had never heard of Ms Hall before yesterday but now I'm hooked on her hilarious and danceable tunes. My favorite is "Willow Don't Cry," an ode to Willow Offgoode in the movie, Willow. Check out the video. The song actually starts about 2 minutes in.

"My Grandmama Abdul..." Hah!

A week off the grid...mostly

I spent the previous 3 days traveling to, through, and from Oklahoma. A fairly boring state, yes, but mostly flat in topography, allowing for quick travel. I was sent there to learn how to cull data from our ILS via MS Access. Yep, a whole 6 hours of tables, queries, and SQL. My meager brain was oatmeal by 3:30 pm.

After the session ended I whipped my green name-tag holder off over my head and strode out of the very imposing, but aesthetically-lacking, OSU library toward my car. I had a very cold bottle of stolen water in one hand and a file folder of powerpoint presentation pages in the other. I made it to my car and of course, went the wrong way. Again. I got lost many times in the tiny town of Stillwater. It's small and everything looks the same: either small house or campus building.

Not all who wander are lost, but I certainly was. Fortunately, work is reimbursing me for mileage.

Some thoughts and experiences:

1. Students in the OSU library are allowed food and drink. Wild! And their library was quite clean. I checked. Yes, all five floors!
2. Oklahoma seems to be under threat of tornado much of the time, even when there are no storms nearby. Paranoid much?
3. It is somewhat dangerous to drive while listening to David Cross do stand-up. There were a few times I laughed so hard, I almost swerved into the other lane.
4. The Club Sandwich at Wendy's is pretty tasty and wayyy less fattening than a cheeseburger. (Although, I had a couple of those on the way home...)
5. No matter how soft the hotel bed, your own bed is superior.

Tree Brains

If you're like me, you read Steve Don't Eat It and laugh your ass off. Well, the day has come when the aforementioned Steve has eaten the Brain Tree that's been growing on a stump in his yard annual for a few years. The verdict? He liked it!

Forget Myanmar, It's This Guy We Should Be Reading About

This drunk got stuck in a chimney during Oktoberfest! Bah!

Government Vehicles

I spotted this bumpersticker on the back of a government van a couple weeks ago. Perhaps there is a new Policy of Truth floating around DC? Perhaps it's the new Methane gas collection initiative to power federal buildings?