Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, just gave Scientology $10 million bux. They gave her an "award". As for whether her soul is saved by Xenu or if she'll get 70 virgins in the afterlife, no one yet knows. Her bank account, however, is most definitely emptier.
Of course, we don't get one... I could go either way on the Simpsons movie, but damn, I'd love to check out a kwik-e-mart and get a squishee!
Their floors are stick-E-Mart, they made Dad sick-E-Mart, let's hurl a brick-E-Mart...
"If all goes as planned, the convenience store chain plans to refit 11 stores across the U.S. to resemble the front of the Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store that Homer and other characters frequent in the classic cartoon TV series. Customers also will be able to buy products inspired by the nearly two-decades-old show, including KrustyO's cereal, Buzz Cola and iced Squishees (the cup says Squishee, but the contents will be Slurpee)."
Hey, what about Duff Beer?! Everyone knows it's not really a movie tie-in without an alcohol sponsor.
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
--Office SpaceDr. Rick Dagless: As I turned the corner, I felt muscular and compact - like corned beef.
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