The Sizzler!
VH1 has a portion of their show, Best Week Ever, called The Sizzler. Here are the sizzling things that happened at my house this week. (Actually, this is my pathetic little animal newsletter disguised as something hip and trendy.) 
Dax took up residence in a shoebox. (He still won't sit in the kitty bed I bought for him, the wanker.)
Emerson took a nap and started doing the backstroke in his dream. Luckily for him, he didn't swim off the edge of the table. Heh!
Chippy the half-albino squirrel has been up to no good this week. This morning, I watched him climb over a rock with a large pecan in his mouth. Then I saw him exchange it for sex across the street. Just kidding! He exchanged it for an AK-47.
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Weird. Chippy is half white! The one near us that I can't get a shot of is all white!
Ah, squirrel love.
He's quite the little nut-gatherer, too. I saw him last week scampering about with two nuts in his posession.
"two nuts" -- teehee!
But seriously, this squirrel means bidness.
is this where the crack party is?
I SMOKE CRACK!
note: i didn't check the web page before i put it in... so don't click on it.
Two Nuts! That is one freakin' awesome squirrel.
I'm personally glad to know Chippy doesn't have neuticles.
mv
Nope, his nuts are 100% all-natural Pecan.
all yalls is bein retarded.
leave the damn squirrel, his nuts, and his nuts da fuk alone.
shitchyall.
Joe?
If Chippy is half albino, does that mean one nut is albino and the other is squirrel colored?
(Couldn't resist.)
MV
I haven't been able to get close enough to tell. He's quick, that Chippy.
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