Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Sizzler!

VH1 has a portion of their show, Best Week Ever, called The Sizzler. Here are the sizzling things that happened at my house this week. (Actually, this is my pathetic little animal newsletter disguised as something hip and trendy.)

Dax took up residence in a shoebox. (He still won't sit in the kitty bed I bought for him, the wanker.)

Emerson took a nap and started doing the backstroke in his dream. Luckily for him, he didn't swim off the edge of the table. Heh!

Chippy the half-albino squirrel has been up to no good this week. This morning, I watched him climb over a rock with a large pecan in his mouth. Then I saw him exchange it for sex across the street. Just kidding! He exchanged it for an AK-47.

10 comments:

Reader Of The Pack said...

Weird. Chippy is half white! The one near us that I can't get a shot of is all white!

Ah, squirrel love.

tiny robot said...

He's quite the little nut-gatherer, too. I saw him last week scampering about with two nuts in his posession.

"two nuts" -- teehee!

But seriously, this squirrel means bidness.

Anonymous said...

is this where the crack party is?


I SMOKE CRACK!





note: i didn't check the web page before i put it in... so don't click on it.

Reader Of The Pack said...

Two Nuts! That is one freakin' awesome squirrel.

Anonymous said...

I'm personally glad to know Chippy doesn't have neuticles.

mv

tiny robot said...

Nope, his nuts are 100% all-natural Pecan.

Anonymous said...

all yalls is bein retarded.

leave the damn squirrel, his nuts, and his nuts da fuk alone.

shitchyall.

tiny robot said...

Joe?

Anonymous said...

If Chippy is half albino, does that mean one nut is albino and the other is squirrel colored?

(Couldn't resist.)

MV

tiny robot said...

I haven't been able to get close enough to tell. He's quick, that Chippy.