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Gentle Readers, I'm not having the best day. Last night, some asshole broke into my car. He didn't take anything, but he busted the door lock which now has to be re-keyed. Well, at least they didn't take the car. I still hope their bladder pops, whoever they are. To top things off, this morning I had a fever. Not sure what that was about. It seems to have abated now as I am no longer getting chills or feeling dizzy. (Thank you, Advil!) Okay, I'm going to sit over here in the corner and try hard not to curse humanity. Lord knows it's already pretty damned cursed.
RTG Update: (I can't help myself.)
Today he cornered a colleague and started telling him about Scooter Libby's novel and how now that Libby's been in deep trouble with the Law, this out-of-print novel is somehow worth money. [What-evs.] That's not even the lame part! Get this! RTG found out what libraries in our state own said novel and emailed them to make sure they knew they had a "hot property" on their shelves! He was worried that someone would steal ol' Scooter's book and eBay it or something.
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Rock lobster....down...down...
Ok. There's one more:
I.
I was standin'
You were there.
Two worlds collided.
And they could never...ever...tear us apart.
Ditto INXS Mel-a-Rific, ditto.
As for RTG's stupidity: GOD-DAMN. And no, I'm not using the Lord's name in vain. I'm simply requesting God to damn him in one way or the other. Knowing the Chicken Little Nature of librarian's, I wouldn't be surprised if some people took that email seriously. I on the other hand would have shit in a box, put the Scooter novel inside, and mailed it to him. "Oh dear, what happened to this "hot" property? I believe it just becaming steaming hot." O.k...that was disgusting but he is eggs-actly like SFG and they make me very very sick.
Sorry to hear about your car....does this make you feel better: I wrapped your Christmas present last night and it's unbelievably tall. :)
LOVE AND HUGS!
~The Booklahver
I'm sorry. That is sucky. Just like Texas. Where we doubly ban gay marriage. We suck too.
It's not too late for all of us to do this:
I on the other hand would have shit in a box, put the Scooter novel inside, and mailed it to him. "Oh dear, what happened to this "hot" property? I believe it just becaming steaming hot."
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