Some guys have all the luckSome guys have all the pain

Stupid Criminals File:

• "An exhaustive, two-state manhunt for an ex-convict suspected in eight grisly slayings has ended with the man quietly arrested outside a bar known as a police hangout."

• "Man accused of hitting mom with Polish sausage."

• "A convenience store became an unwilling drive-in when a 74-year-old woman plowed her car through the front window and then tried to buy a six-pack of Budweiser, police and the owner said."