What a crock!

But seriously, Country Crock says it will donate meals to hungry families for every story about sharing food, nay, Country Crock spread, internet users submit. Hey, why not?

Here are my two stories:

1. One time I left a bucket of Country Crock in the sun and it melted. I gave it to some hungry homeless guys who live under the bridge behind my house. They ate it but said it sure made them thirsty. I said, "Too bad. I only brought you the buttery spread."
2. One time I left a bucket of Country Crock in the freezer and it turned hard as a rock. This guy came to the door to ask me if I was saved. I said no. Then after a second I said, "Wait a minute, I have saved something!" So I went to the freezer and got the frozen buttery spread and chucked it at his head.

Oh man, sharing feels good!