Tuesday, June 05, 2007

WTF? Vol. 184

Brooke Hogan is another one of those celebrity offspring who thinks she can sing. Unfortunately, other people seem to think so as well; hence her seemingly impossible ability to continue getting gigs. Usually I would just ignore her, but this picture of her is burned into my brain. [Sad face!] Now it's also burned into yours. Happy Tuesday everybody!

Go ahead, click on the image to get the full size! Be sure to check out the delightfully confused face of the girl in the audience, just to the right of the security guy. She's like, "What the fuck happened to your pants?!" And the girl next to her seems to be shielding her eyes. Awesome!

6 comments:

Rupert said...

Bizarre. Looks like she's wearing some kind of leg braces. I'll be making my own pair later.

Rupert

f is for Fer; he failed to floss said...

Hey now, with a genetic origin such as the Hulkster, you know Brooke is headed for big things inside and out of the squared circle. She's clearly been saying her prayers, taking her vitamins, and believing in herself.

Perhaps the security guard is protecting the remains of her pants, for the inevitable eBay celebrity auction...?

tiny robot said...

I just can't believe that The Hulkster let her out of the house looking like that. Sure, he's a crazy wrestler, but from the 2 eps of Hogan Knows Best I watched on VH1 during a bout of insomnia one night, he seemed pretty conservative and very protective of her.

Hmmmm....perhaps the family can't afford pants now that the parents are getting a divorce?

Anonymous said...

AACK! My eyes! My eyes!

mlv said...

Bleh! But then again, he kept his junk in a yellow version of that same outfit, minus the jeans.

tiny robot said...

OMG, you're right MLV! Now it all makes sense! She's trying to be like daddy!

Whoa.