Gay----------------------------------------Not Gay

Rev. Ted has been "healed" of the homosexuality that led him to cheat on his wife and buy crystal meth (but, of course, not use it). Part of me feels bad for the guy. He obviously has no idea what he's doing. The other part of me just thinks he's an idiot who got what he deserved.

Now that he's had a few weeks of brainwashing therapy, he's supposedly been un-gayed. His old friends don't want him back, especially since his actions have tainted their wacky little church. His new friend (like the rest of us) is amazed at how quickly Haggard has changed.

I find it interesting that the Colorado Springs Fox affliate mentions only that Haggard is leaving, not that he's been "cured". I mean, if the Tedster can be cured in a matter of weeks, surely gays everywhere can be reprogrammed within a matter of months! Oh, and that silly little matter of drugs, well, that's no big deal, right?