Oh, the Ninja and the Pirate should be friends...
You didn't get that Oklahoma reference at all did you? That's okay. It most likely means you're not into 50s musicals or retardedly gay like me. Unfortunately for you, it also means you are missing out on some really damn catchy songs. Besides, how can you not like a musical featuring a song about how everything's up to date in Kansas City... or a pretty little surrey* with the fringe on the top...?
Anyhoo, what the hell was I getting at? Oh yeah: it's Talk Like A Pirate Day. Also there is apparently a large contingent of internet users with an incredible amount of free time who have devised an online feud between ninjas and pirates. I couldn't make this stuff up. So, go forth and spread peace & love to your fellow ninjas and pirates. *Suri Cruise, you're in for a lifetime of swishy gay men singing to you everytime you show your face in public. (That is, if your dad ever lets you out of The Compound.)
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so i guess this means that we will have to have a pirate tomato restaurant to complement our ninja tomato restaurant, so that we can show the world that we respect both factions of the war. everyone can come together on the tomatoes.
Yeah, i don't wanna piss off either group. Plus, there's always the coalition for moral order to watch out for, too. Those crazies hate everyone! But I vote for only one restaurant with two sections: one pirate, and one non.
Despite seeing Oklahoma (once) I am surprised that they use both the word ninja and pirate. That movie just seemed more focused on Christian marriage and man snatching.
hehehehe...snatch.
~The Booklahver
I think the Farmer and the Cowman would disagree with you.
if we have one restaurant, shall we only call it the tomato? or did you mean two sections, like one of those taco bell/kfc thingys?
Pirates vs. Ninjas--i say this is way more interesting than Vampires vs. "Lycans." (why can't they just call them werewolves so they don't sound so pretentious?) there's plenty more you tube submissions on this subject over the other.
if ackkapoo should happen to read this, maybe he can send us the link to that insane pirate/ninja video we watched coupla x-mases ago.
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