Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Better living through chemistry
(and a healthy sense of denial)

It's a good thing I have drugs to help me not worry anymore. Otherwise, this whole North Korea situation would really have me in a tizzy.

If it wasn't NK's wacky missle launching tendencies driving me into a nail-biting frenzy, my anxiety might stem from the fact that our government can't seem to keep its computers containing NK info safe from hackers.

Or I could fret that a giant chunk of cement could fall on my car, killing me instantly. (Although, if you're gonna go, that's a relatively quick way to do so...)

But I'll remain calm. And collected. What me, worry? "There is no such thing as..."

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