Ouch...

Had dinner with the lovely Mel-a-rific last night. She and I made corn tortillas with black beans, tomatoes, cheese, corn, and turkey sausage which we ate while watching the Simpsons. Yum! Her kitty, Cat B, was in my arms after dinner and decided to leap off my chest, taking a chunk of my skin with her. I am now officially "hard core": I hope to have a scary scar in 2 to 3 days. Right now it's just pink and itchy.

Heh! No motorcycle necessary!

Confidential to St. Gorton and Prophet: packages will be mailed soon. Sorry I've been unable to get them to you on your birthdays proper. Better timing next year, eh?