Send Away for Stuff with Product Points!
Did you know that if you collect 20 DumDum Pops wrappers and send them in plus $4 plus $2 S&H, you can get a pair of binoculars featuring the DumDum man? If you steal said wrappers from your sibling, you can use your new binoculars to view their dental decay from a distance.
You can also spy on what your dentally-deficient sibling says about your stealing their stuff from up to 30 feet away if you send in 24 Kool-Aid points and $1 S&H for a Wild Planet Magic Supersonic Ear.
To keep your sibling in range for your new spy devices to work properly you should probably use your Betty Crocker points to get this Kidkushion Kidsafe Driveway Guard. Little Timmy won't get past the mailbox and you'll be able to observe every disgusting instance of nose picking and deliciously pathetic event of infantile crying without his knowledge.
Good times.
2 comments:
First question: how did you find these sites?
Second: why is the Kool-Aid kite more points than an "electronic device"?
Third: do you really think a kid with a deathwish won't knock that fence over and/or go around it? $100 my ass!! I know a better deterrant: scare the shit out of the kid by talking about knife-wielding clowns that lurk in the woods outside your house. Oh jiggity!
~The Booklahver
I was eating a DumDum pop this morning and the wrapper had a website on it...the rest is history. Then I remembered how I used to collect KoolAid pts when i was a kid and how Grandma collected Betty Crocker points...one thing led to another.
As for why a listening device is cheaper than a kite, I don't know...perhaps it's telling of just how poor quality the "listening" capabilites of said device really are?
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