Why I've been laughing for the past 20 minutes
Thanks to Megan for the link.
I Rebuke This Comeback in the Name of Rattails
7 months ago
Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
--Office SpaceDr. Rick Dagless: As I turned the corner, I felt muscular and compact - like corned beef.
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6 comments:
i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe!
I couldn't decide which one was more funny, the Beggin Strips or the breast milk.
-Em
Here's my favorite line:
I almost want to say it was like a freshly douched pork chop.
Ok, I sent the link to some folks at work, and one of my coworkers, a former Marine, had actually tried Ralph's Potted Meat. Also a poor report.
Shouldn't the term "potted meat" be a warning sign? To me, "potted" suggests squishing, you know, to make the meat fit into the container. Yug...i think my breakfast is unsettling itself.
Another cool part of that site was Steve's stories about, what he dubs, "Cheap-Ass Cereal." He makes up stories/critiques about the characters on those bagged cereals. Hiliarious!!
~The Booklahver
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