Stupid People in a Stupid World
Marijuana-flavored candy? Whah? Let me guess: there's scandal involved. Yep. And the headline's pretty dumb: "State wants to weed out marijuana-flavor candy." [Ha! Those wacky editors slay me!] Of course the candymakers have been accused of "glamorizing" drugs and that eating this [nasty] candy will somehow be a "gateway" to harder stuff for kids. Riiight. If parents are really worried about their kids getting strung out, perhaps they should hide the Lysol and not give the kids 2-liters of Mountain Dew every day. Smoke up, Johnny! I mean, chew, dammit, chew!
And what's with all these 'accidental' sellings of HP6? It's been like the most publicized book release of the past year with kids & adults alike carving the date 7/16/05 into their foreheads and arms lest they forget, and these cave-dwelling clerks keep selling the book before the release date. Wow. Literary Crack has arrived! It's a phenomenon! Soon, kids'll be passing over pot-flavored candy in order to read a book! Madness! Mayhem!
And poor Kenny Rogers...he got booed. Perhaps he should quit being a bully, get out of baseball, and convince the other Kenny Rogers to open up one of his chicken restaurants with him? Good times.
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So many comments, so little time. I'm just going to hog the whole thing cuz that's how Sweet "B" rolls. Hey, what's your prison name? You gotta have one!
I think Martha made prison wine and I'm sure she had a bitch. Just think about all of her upper middle class viewers that followed her suit and committed some kind of white collar crime just to hang out with her!! I don't think her bitch relationship was of a sexual nature but I bet the chick had to use her own sock. Yesh.
And AMEN on parents letting their kids suckle from the teat of soda, all freakin' day long. Obesity epidemic anyone? Everytime I saw those "Pot Suckers" it made me think of pot stickers and I craved them so bad. I don't have a problem, much.
LOVE YOU!!
~Sweet "B"
Hmmm...a prison name? Gimme a second... How about Mama T? (Mama Robot was already taken.)
As for Martha's prison stay, it wasn't that bad. In the VF article, she complains that house arrest is worse since she can't leave her house for certain periods of time due to her tattle-tale ankle bracelet. I don't know if I care enough to have any sympathy for her---she's still ungodly rich and powerful. I do agree she was singled out and made an example of while other CEOs who actually stole zillions of $ seemingly "got away with it" (although Bernie Ebbers got convicted and was sentenced yesterday or today).
Blah blah blah Martha!
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