Surely you can't be serious!

I am. And don't call me Shirley.

It has been the longest week. I swear the hands on the office clock are rotating to the left. Of course time never "stops" when I need or want it to, say at 7am. No, it becomes sluggish at 10:09am and doesn't resume until 5pm.

I have a busy weekend ahead. Tomorrow, I'll watch 1000 folks do the Thriller dance. Then Baby G is taking me to some sort of mega meat restaurant for a date. (Salads be damned!) Sunday is our annual pumpkin carving party. This year I've decided to forgo the carving of flesh and instead paint a series of pumpkins with various designs. Ghay, I know, but easier on my wrists.

Okay, it's time for a coffee and a chex mix bar. Later Sugah!