Twinkle Toes

Huge shout-out to Booklahver for inviting me to get a pedicure with her yesterday. We sat in big vibrating chairs, our feet soaking in little tubs of blue water lighted by multicolored lights and made bubbly by spa jets. Then a petite gaysian man went to work on my winter-worn feet. (He wore a sweater vest and everything!) Unfortunately it's raining today so my new glossy pink "California Raspberry" nails are hidden inside my sneakers. Damn! (Yes, I'm a prissy robot when it comes to my feet...)

Tonight is the return of two of my favorite television shows, The Office and 30 Rock. I'm trying not to get too excited about it -- I don't want to be let down in case the humor is a bit rusty after all these months off air.

I also want it to be known that Daxie and Lola do share special moments together, like this one I caught on film earlier in the week:You can tell they're not happy about being caught. Secret lovers much?

And finally, our condolences to Dan Savage. He lost his mother recently. Mr Savage, we here at Hermes' Neuticles would like to publicly express our deepest sympathies.