El Bible-a-rino

Since all you HN readers are big Bible buffs (heh!) I know you'll find this BBC article on homosexuality in the Bible interesting! Case in point: Leviticus (everyone's favorite insomnia cure) says homosexuality is ooooh, bad; however, remember David and his boy, Jonathan, and their passionate "friendship"...? David tells Jon, "your love for me was wonderful, surpassing the love of women," and he ended up becoming King of Israel!

I know, I know...it just goes to show yet again, that that wacky book is chock-full-o-contradictions. You're better off trying to figure out a Lynch movie.