Thursday, February 21, 2008

Texas gets smacked by Tha Court

A Federal Appeals Court ruled that Texas can't ban the sale of sex toys anymore. Welcome to the 21st century, Texas!

Check out what used to be the case in TX:

"Under Texas law it is illegal to sell, advertise, give or lend obscene devices, defined as a device used primarily for sexual stimulation. Anyone in possession of six or more sexual devices is considered to be promoting them."
So Texans, strap one on for personal freedom! Wooo!

3 comments:

mlv said...

I wonder how they came to the number six.

"Anyone in possession of six or more sexual devices is considered to be promoting them."

tiny robot said...

Ummm...my guess is you have five "holes" in the human body, so a sixth would obviously be for sellin', ya know?

f is for Fer; he failed to floss said...

"Promoting" obscene devices -- or DEALING them? It's a fine line.

Apparently, the War On Drugs and its many successes are now being used to fight the proliferation of dildoes and vibrators, which has got to make dildo and vibrator fanciers pretty confident.