Hey Rickster, big money mixster!

It seems Rick Perry, not-so-esteemed guv'nah of our fair state, has found time to write a book about Boy Scouts. This 241 page tome, with forward by none other than Mr Big Ears himself, Ross Perot, focuses on Perry's desire to support scouting as a means to restore small-mindedness, I mean, morals to America.

I find this funny for multiple reasons, but the one that comes to mind most quickly is the persistent rumor that Perry was involved in some sort of gay sex scandal a few years back.

Also funny? There's a book with the same title about Girl Scouts. Lesbian Girl Scouts. That book, I've read and liked. Perry's book? I think I'll pass.