Oprah: Please shut up
Just what is a shiny moment and how exactly does one create one?
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This is a "Fug the Cover." Both people look better than this. Honestly, when I first saw Denzel, not knowing it was him, I thought "When did Oprah have a son? Oh, no she's brought in a mentally disadvantaged child to pose with...oh my god...that's Denzel Washington?? Wow, great job photogs!"
Yes, that's exactly what I thought. Sad, huh?
Yeah, Oprah looks like she's about to eat him, and he looks "slow". The completely buttoned-up collar doesn't help things, either. Out of frame, is his plastic pocket protector.
I ALSO thought the thing about the son.
Maybe shiny moments involve white teeth?
Or "Ooooh! Shiny! I'm distracted:" moments...???
Don't we all need shinny moments in our lives?
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