Am I stoned...
...or is this presidential candidate totally insane:
"...to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone."Seriously, read on, the whole website is like that. And if you think this is a bizarre joke, its not.
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I read it. My response: Huh?
Well, even though his autobiography reads like the scribblings of a crazy person, I have to give him credit for being able to post something online. Can our current president even do that?
Oh! Just found this quote from him --- "There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances."
Yes.
There's more! The vote-smart bio finally came up (it was offline this morning) and it contained some interesting facts:
1. His first car was a 1972 Neon. I didn't realize Dodge made Neons that long ago, but perhaps he scored one from the future using his intelligence hotwire time machine?
2. His answer to Person Most Want to Meet (Dead or Alive):
"President Ronald Reagan why because he was one of my guardians." Wow.
3. His answer to Name one thing you would most like to do before you die (besides be President): "I would like to be President of The United Nations..." Well, if you can't be one, why not be the other?
The 1972 Neon thing seems questionable and makes me wonder about the veracity of his educational background:
I have a doctor degree Phd. as a doctor of laws, medicine ( not practitioner of medicine, i.e. physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only. I will receive my doctor degrees in a court of law only.
Then again, here's something in his favor:
I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone.
I believe he was unhooked in 1972.
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