Monday, September 24, 2007

Back in the saddle again...

The gay rodeo was fun. I'm glad I didn't sit next to any peta folks, though...they would have crapped their pants during the "goat dressing" competition (teams of 2 put underpants on a goat while trying to beat the clock). The goat was freaked at first, but then realized it was easier to just submit to its fate. I also saw the "Drag Race" competition: teams of 3 tried to corral a young bull and the one member of the team dressed in drag had to ride said bull across a certain line. They were also timed and judged for costume. One guy's wig looked like he had stuck his head in the cotton candy machine. Good times!

All in all, the people there were very nice. Gay cowboys are just so sweet! We did see one guy get stomped on when he fell off the bull. The EMTs helped him walk out of the ring. Nobody lasted the legendary eight seconds, but 4 or 5 seconds is heart-pounding enough! Afterward Baby G bought me a t-shirt that says "Ride with Pride" over a silhouette of a cowboy and bucking bronco on it. How awesome is that?! I totally want to go again next year.

1 comment:

Booklahver said...

Man, I'm sorry I didn't go. But then the laundry and cleaning up would have never gotten done! (seriously, that's all I did...besides recovering :))
Next year, fo sho!