"Smart"
Hey moms! Now baby can chew on your necklace or key chain! Everyone wants a stylish chew toy hanging around their necks! And who wouldn't enjoy baby slobber dripping down your cleavage?! In circle and heart shapes! Yay! Teething Bling!
What. The. Fuck?
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Check out that testimonial:
"Teething bling is the only thing that keeps my son quiet in church."
Here's what my parents did:
-a good character-building spanking
-send us to the nursery
-give us "the look"
-fill us full of Certs and/or Tic Tacs
Also:
"Additionally, we are working on several new products including The Babe MagnetTM tie for Dads and Nana¹s VestTM."
Those might be as entertaining as those Stephanie Tanner swimsuit dresses!
Babies! Babies! Everywhere I turn!
Just say no to babies.
(Sorry, moms.)
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