Friday, August 03, 2007

Oh, Bob...

So not only is Bob Allen upset he got caught offering to pay for sex in a public restroom, but now we find out he's also a racist. Nice. Florida really knows how to pick 'em, don't they?

7 comments:

f is for Fer; he failed to floss said...

For whatever reason, the first time I read this, instead of "Bob Allen" I was thinking "Bob Ross" -- which you'll agree changes everything. Mr Allen's trees are hardly happy.

tiny robot said...

Oh, wow! Ha!

That'd really be impressive, considering Mr. Ross passed away a few years ago.

Anonymous said...

that was my thought! bob ross, coming back from the grave to give blow jobs for money and then making a racist comment to cover up his stupidity just doesn't sound right. we would have been able to read all of these character "quirks" in his painting......right?

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baby guanaco said...

you kids are nuts.
i would never think of Bob Ross and his happy tree 'fro giving blow jobs. never! never. NEVER.

on second thought, that is kinda hot.

baby guanaco said...

All this talk of blow jobs probably raises the rating of our beloved Neuticles to at least PG-13.

mlv said...

Take a second look at that photo on the link to the Orlando Sentinel. Look at that dude to the right of Bob. Not sure what cracks me up the most--the hair, the sunglasses around his neck, or that freakish way his lips are pursed.

tiny robot said...

Oh wow --- I didn't notice that! He looks like he smells a fart. That, or the pungent odor of hypocrisy.