Stupid celebrity quote of the day

Oasis guy, Noel Gallagher:

Speaking of why the record is so close to his heart, Noel revealed: "'Sgt Pepper' is special for me because I was born on the 29 May, and it came out on the 1 June. So when I was being born in St Mary's Hospital, Manchester, it was being played on hospital radio."

Ummmm, it took 3 days for you to come into the world? Your mother must be a friggin' saint!