Iraq

Apparently the folks at White House is scaling back their chatter on 'progress' in Iraq. Perhaps it's because there hasn't really been any?

Oh Dubya, things are just falling apart, aren't they? Vulfee is caught up in a World Bank scandal (involving a ladyfriend, no less [ewww! a female actually likes the spit-do guy?!]), your pal Gonzales has a case of amnesia so bad he could star in a soap opera, and your pet war is an ever-growing glorious hot mess.

Dub, I want a divorce. This president-citizen relationship thing isn't working for me; it has completely unraveled. It's funny--if you were running a company instead of a country, you'd have been hauled off months ago, stripped of your title, and put in a padded room to await counseling on your delusions of grandeur.