So you think TR.....
So you think TR is the only one who can blog in a drunkenly fashion? Well, since I am baching it (and I do cringe as I write what is apparently what I do when M is out of town...as if I were a bachelor again, get it...so fucking lame. Guess where I learned it? And yes, I wish it did mean that I was at a Bach concert (rhymes with....)), I'm watching TCM all night (did you know that not all Audrey Hepburn movies are good?), drinking a bottle of wine that M picked out for some special occasion, ignoring the dogs and reading Daily Kos (did you know that the Prosecutor Purge has been linked to Karl Rove, big fucking surprise right?).
Thought while I was at it, I'd pass along another drunken rant that I found on DK. If you can get through the whole thing...then you are probably drunk too.
Here's to phone interviews! Duff Gardens! Hurrah!
p.s. And smore shit to piss you off!
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I have no idea what any of that post means, except for the Hepburn part, but I like your drunken posts better than TR's drunken posts. DM, get on witcha bad self!
P.S. I'm sorry that being drunk makes you think of Karl Rove.
Also, I ran your post through the Jive Translator, not that it needed it.
http://www.ighetto.com/html/jive.shtml
So ya th'o't TR iz da only one who can blog in uh drunkenly fashion? Well, since I be baching it (and I do cringe as I write what iz apparently what I do when M iz out o' hood...as if I wuz uh bachelor ag'in, git it...so fucking lame. Guess where I learned it? And yeea , I wish it did mean dat I wuz at uh Bach concert (rhymes wiff....)), I'm watching TCM all night (did ya know dat not all Audrey Hepburn movies iz pimp-tight?), drinking uh bottle o' wine dat M picked out fo' some special occasion, ignoring da dogs an' reading Daily Kos (did ya know dat da Prosecutor Purge has been linked ta Karl Rove, big fucking surprise right?).
Thought while I wuz at it, I'd pass along another drunken rant dat I found on DK. If ya can git through da whole thin'...then ya iz prob'ly fucked-up too.
Here'sta phone interviews! Duff Garden! Hurrah!
p.s. And smore sheeit ta piss ya off!
what the fuck sup now?
Um, okay...now that I've been dissed ANONOMOUSLY for my "unstellar" drunk posts, all I can say is ouch.
As for Hepburn and the bottle: yes and yes.
TR's drunken posts are intelligible. They're stellar in the not-recognizably-drunk category. Maybe it relates to the quality of alcohol. TR, earn back your title. Give us a few Mad Dog/King Cobra caliber posts interspersed with your Yellow Tail posts.
"While I rot in this dank, urine-soaked Hell hole."
"We object to that term when you could have said 'dark, peepee-soaked, Heck hole'."
"Cheerfully withdrawn."
As for the Audrey Hepburn thing: uh, Breakfast at Tiffany's anyone? Sure, I'm probably the only one who thinks that but at least I agree with part of this post.
~The Booklahver
Oh, yeah, i forgot about BaT. I'm not really a fan of that one. Nor do I think Moon River is a particularly good song, although Baby G is sure to disagree with me.
H/T to the Booklahver. I can always count on her to get a simpsons quote. And yes BatTs really isn't that great. If marilyn monroe could act, she would have been better for the role. I agree Hepburn's movies are not all "pimp-tight."
this could only mean that there needs to be a drunken blog-off between D and TR. MLV and i can do the play-by-play announcements... "TR's taking a swig of Newcastle and going for it on another fine celebrity rant. Oh, here comes D--he's finished off that bottle of Evan Williams, and giving us a link to his old standby, Daily Kos. Who's it gonna be, blog fans?"
Hepburn, schmepburn...not Katherine though--i like her. Audrey can take her skinny pants, and have some real breakfast already.
As for "Moon River," i didn't know the references when i started liking it, Bcuz i guess i'm just not that kultured. i think it might actually be Joe vs. the Volcano where i first heard it.
i read some of the other guy's drunken rant. i think he'd feel better if he had some weed, too.
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