Sky falling Or Earth pooting?
Folks are a bit in a tizzy here in Austin over some sick cops and dead birds downtown. Apparently they think it might be a chemical leak or something. I think it's El Chupacabra. Regardless, the downtown kids have been asked not to go to work until they figure it all out. In the meantime, there's mysterious smelly gas over in Manhattan and New Joisy. And of course right here at the Neuticles, we reported objects falling out of the sky just last week over Chicago O'Hare and again Joisy. What gives, yo?
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The Almighty Noodle Lord is mad. We must stop consuming pasta and instead eat more Mexican food.
I agree with El Chupacabra as a suspect although, and if you watched the X-Files that featured moldy Chupacabra, you know that yellow rain and some sort of fungus are associated with him. Maybe he's turned into mist? If you need a Sars mask or canned goods, let me know.
~The Millenium Booklahver
This happened at a bank in Abilene a couple of years ago. Some Dale Gribble type tried to poison the pigeons on the roof of the bank and they all died in the lobby. Recent rains probably spread the shit.
As for NYC, its probably their new automat.
Why is everyone forgetting General Zod? He's just getting attention before declaring his candidacy for Prez.
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oh yeah, General Zod. some of this might also be the work of his goofy assistant, Non...particularly the part with the smelly gas--maybe he misfired again with those puny laser beams that shoot out of his eyes.
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