Giddyap! A Friday morning roundup.

• She's a sell-out, yes, but she's not shy about it. Condi Rice was quoted as saying she lurves her Fox 'news' correspondants. Speaking of Dr Rice, I think it'd be hilarious if she and Leeza Gibbons met on Celebrity Deathmatch. Is that show still on? It could be billed as 'Leezza vs Leeza! Liza Minnelli could referee.
• John McCain continues to be a douche. And to think, 6 years ago I actually considered voting for him, had he won the nomination. (The Bushies fixed that with a nasty smear campaign ensuring no one got the choice to vote for him in the presidential election.)
• The U.S. embassy in Greece was hit by a rocket this morning. Suspects? Anti-American terrorists pissed about our presence in Iraq, of course. Guess I won't be taking that Mediterranean olive-tasting tour anytime soon.
• Sadly, Dubya's address the other night did little but reinforce the notion that he is, in fact, insane. War protesters are out in force, although I doubt the Administration cares; they've effectively ignored the 2006 midterm elections and have replaced yes-men with more of the same.
• John Waters wants to marry K-Fed. I hope I get an invitation!