Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Man on Man Theatre?

I am a Jake Gyllenhaal fan, I've seen most of his movies (even the dumb ones), and I dig his boyish charms. This photo caught my eye initially because he's wearing a UT t-shirt (Woo! Go Horns!). However my imagination started to get the best of me and I wondered just how close he, Mr. Armstrong, and Mr. McConaughey really are. Hmmm...

Taken out of context this image could be of Jake the morning after, bringing breakfast back to the boys. Morning after what? Oh, I think you know...

8 comments:

baby guanaco said...

mmm, a jake-matthew-lance sandwich...now that some beefiness i can get behind.....

Anonymous said...

Take out Matthew and it's gold. Matt just seems a weeeee bit skankified. And by weeeee I mean alot.
"There's got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on lookin' for the light"
*did not know this was from The Poseidon Adventure soundtrack...gad, that's just awful*
~The Booklahver

tiny robot said...

BG: You said "get behind." Teeheehee!

Booklavher, you're right about Matthew being really skanky lately. Check out this slideshow to see him go from sexy to scary.

tiny robot said...

Oh, and McConaughey says, for the record, he and Lance aren't lovah's. Damn.

abbenormal said...

Despite the recent skeeviness, I'd still take Matt over self-righteous jerk-wad Lance any day. Jake makes my toes curl. Grrr baby, grrr.

baby guanaco said...

yeah, and see, one day Matthew McConaughey will mature into fine version of the '00's Sam Elliott. my favorite redneck. i don't care that he's 62. i would so do him. especially if he gets all Wade Garrett-y.

tiny robot said...

Thank the gods I'm a tolerant robot... :-)

Anonymous said...

MM must ride in LA's sidecar. Only bitches ride in sidecars.