It is a freakin' slow day...
...can you tell? No? You will in about a half second.
Not only is 18 year old Brooke Hogan banal and predictable (yep, another blonde pop singer), she's got her father, Hulk, showcasing her hoo-hah in photographs. And what is up with her new album art? Is she vying for Streetwalker of the Year? Yikes. That black fabric does not qualify as a shirt. I don't think it even qualifies as a hankie. Gee, why would she rely on her boobies to sell her album? Perhaps because she can't sing?
I think my favorite part of her online bio is the quote about her from her producer:
"Real knows real...She [Brooke] is an accomplished musician, singer, dancer, and actress, crossing four artistic disciplines, which is unheard of in the industry today."
Multitasking celebrities? Unheard of? Apparently they've never heard of J. Lo, Madonna, P Diddy, La Lohan, etc.
I'm going home.
3 comments:
ah. another scary blond thing to make fun of. maybe brittany will get a bit of a break from me! well, until brooke fades away.
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I think Brooke faded away yesterday.
Oops. Did I say that out loud? Ooooh! Catty!
Ya know, I just had a Simpsons moment...
Remember the "grifter" episode where Bart & Homer become con men? Ed Norton stars as an undercover agent who at the end is revealed to be none other than Devon Bradley -- character actor, dancer, singer -- I'm a triple threat!
Yeah.
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