Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.

When I woke up, I was exhausted.

[The sound of crickets chirping.]

Bad jokes aside, it's the end of the week, folks. For some reason, it's been a tedious one. Tonight I plan to take it easy, watch a rental, and highlight my hair. I also have preparations to make for the toga party I am attending tomorrow night in honor of Booklahver's upcoming nuptials. It promises to be a bacchanal. Well, a soiree, at the very least. Regardless, I am totally stoked! Woo!