If I died...

If I died today, what "evidence" or whatnot of my existence and unfinished-ness would I leave behind?

1. A dirty bathroom sink. Lord, I hate a dirty bathroom sink. I'd be most embarrassed to leave one behind, but on the other hand, I wouldn't have to clean it, would I?
2. A partial collection of Simpsons DVDs. I only have the fourth season through the sixth.
3. An unread copy of Ullysses that I swiped from my dad's library. It makes my bookshelf look ever so mature and tasteful. I've got it shelved next to Coffee, Tea or Me?
4. A half-sheet of Muppets postage stamps and the 2-cent stamps that accompany them.
5. One Daxie.
6. A collection of odd t-shirts.
7. One peach Ethan Allan lamp with black polka-dot shade. Yes, it sounds hideous. It truly is.
8. One 18-inch shelf of nic-nacs, including, but not limited to, an Aslan action figure from McDonald's and one Star Wars Emperor action figure (with cane!).
9. A multitude of framed photos of family and friends.
10. One 1980s-era Jabba the Hut action figure (yeah, I'm a nerd...)
11. One boring black stapler.
12. Some chapbooks of really really bad poetry that I wrote 10 years ago.
13. One very happy kitty named Emerson.
14. One unused airfare voucher for $216 from Southwest.
15. One pair of bubblegum pink flip-flops.