Girth-tastic!
Gentle Readers, Emerson J. Cat would like to wish all of you a Happy New Year. He would also like to state that this year he has resolved to eat more and move less. This will make the times he stands on my or Baby G's ribcage in the morning all the more enjoyable.
2 comments:
Howdy...Fatty McFat Cat.
You should put him on the SlimCat Diet...a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and then a sensible dinner (e.g.: a small mouse).
...oh and when I say a "shake", I mean pick him up and violently shake him while yelling "Get skinny, fatty or no more food for you!"...that'll learn 'em.
fatty fatter mcfatter, i can hear you getting fatter.... emerson.
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