From the 'Because U Care' Files: Case 43
Sure, I watched the Golden Globes Monday night but because they were so boring, I didn't post about it until now, after the revelation of something sorta juicy.
Turns out Reese Witherspoon thought she was wearing vintage Chanel when in reality, it was a 3 yr-old dress worn previously by Kirsten Dunst of Jumanji fame. Oooo! Catfight! ...Or not. Eh, who cares, right? The dress looks awful on both of them.
Um, I don't know who this lady is, but she better get her hands OFF my man!
Oh no she di-ent! That is it! I am making a phone call! She don't know who I know!
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The ho' already has some major dress design flaws - the see-through slot running the length of the outfit on each side provides ample opportunity to grab on as needed - so tearing it off and smacking her upside her scrawny head (in Springer-approved style) should be a piece of cake.
Now, who's the guy...?
Also, were you channeling Chrissie Hynde in yesterday's entry?
That would be one Jonathan Rhys Meyers. I've had a moviestar crush on him ever since I saw him in Velvet Goldmine. He's just so purty. He hasn't been in that many flicks...probably best known for Bend it Like Beckham. Now I guess he's best known for playing Elvis on CBS. (A silly miniseries that I so totally watched!)
As for channeling the inimitable Ms. Hynde, no, not consciously. Explainez-vous, s'il vous plait...?
However, after seeing the above smoochy photo, I'd like to channel Little Miss Green Dress into The Channel. And I thought the hookers on Front Street couldn't dress... (That was me channeling Isaac Mizrahi--wink!)
You typed "Cosi" and I read "city" (some kind of weird temporal lobe seizure thing, no biggie):
My city was gone
I WENT BACK TO OHIO
BUT MY CITY WAS GONE
THERE WAS NO TRAIN STATION
THERE WAS NO DOWNTOWN
SOUTH HOWARD HAD DISAPPEARED
ALL MY FAVORITE PLACES
MY CITY HAD BEEN PULLED DOWN
REDUCED TO PARKING SPACES
A, O, WAY TO GO OHIO
WELL I WENT BACK TO OHIO
BUT MY FAMILY WAS GONE
I STOOD ON THE BACK PORCH
THERE WAS NOBODY HOME
I WAS STUNNED AND AMAZED
MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
SLOWLY SWIRLED PAST
LIKE THE WIND THROUGH THE TREES
A, O, OH WAY TO GO OHIO
When I was a kid, I always hoped that Gregory Peck was my real dad and that Chrissie Hynde was my real mom; I'm still not entirely over those disappointments.
You know, I like Reese Witherspoon and I don't like Kirsten Dunst. Ergo, I'm going to pretend Reese wore the dress first. Besides, Kirsten looks like Gollum's love child in that pic.
Beware the Boor Worms, Flash.
~The Booklahver
Flash, he'll save every one of us.
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