The Because U Care files: case 19
Crazy-ass publicity duo, TomKat, is planning a silent birth. Huh? You've got to be kidding me.
Apparently Katie Holmes now not only believes in Xenu, but is also a masochistic misogynist. What would Pacey think?
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6 months ago
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Yes, I knew about this months ago and met it with the same horrific gasp. It was John Travolta's wife that was espousing the thrills of silent birth. WTF? The last thing you want to be thinking about when pushing a baby through your happy hole is "oh no, must remain quiet, must focus on not making a sound." Personally I have always welcomed that particular opportunity to cuss like a sailor at everyone I love. Pent up hostility is really the only way to go.
~The Booklahver
Well, maybe Ms. Holmes can pull off a silent birth. Each day that passes simply reinforces the notion that her body has been emptied of its essence and replaced with a hybrid cyborg/howler monkey.
A pregnant cyborg/howler monkey.
Oh wait, if she's a howler monkey, she won't pass the silence test during the birth. Tom's gonna be very disappointed.
Pacey doesn not approve.
He communicates directly through me...um, after it goes through Xenu.
BUT...it's pretty much directly through me.
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