Friday Celebrity Round Up
(Please, sir, can I have some more?)
As you've probably heard, TomKat is preggers. Beyond my initial horror that these two have spawned, this link has got a terrible headline & the article claims Ms. Holmes is a "superstar". Um, no, she's just a silly girl bearing the child of an even sillier guy. I done tol' that bitch to stop climbing into the bedrooms of strange boys. (And, according to this article, Cruise was formerly married to one Nicole "idman".) Good times, great copy editing. This confirms my theory that the coupling of and ensuing media coverage of these two people has indeed left most of America dumber than before.
Tara Reid will no longer be salaried while sloshing around half-dressed and overly-surgeried on our planet's party beaches. Her show, Taradise, along with a bunch of other shows I never watched, got canceled. [A single tear falls for Chris O'Donnell...not.]
Robert Blake just gets creepier and creepier. You know that character he played in Lost Highway? Well, Blake's creepier than that guy.
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When will people with no brains stop having babies? NEVA!
Rest assure, I haven't found anyone to have my baby yet...BUT, I am working on getting to Bali to have my own E! Wild On...special...
Let me know what time yer special airs and I'll be sure to set the Tivo.
Note to self: buy Tivo.
Blake is creepy indeed...so is his son Noah who has been appearing on Filthy Rich Cattle Drive . Yup, I watch even worse T.V. than most people.
Hi T,
I always thought that T. Cruise couldn't have kids (biologically, since he has two kids, and I can't stand it when the press acts like they are not his "real" kids)
New blog address:
http://chillygrapes.blogspot.com
Watched Freaks & Geeks over the wk end, LOVED it. Seems like your kinds of show, too.
Jen
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