You Dumbass...
Now that everyone knows (fo' realz this time) that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, and that the war in Iraq is based on a bunch o' bunk, President Monkeyboy is still trying to push that idea over on us. Americans might be dumb, but we're not that dumb. Well, here's my big push: The SKY IS NOT BLUE. IT'S PINK, suckas! What? You disagree with me? Well, then, in the immortal words of D. Trump, "You're fired!"
In other Dumbass news: Our favorite crazy-person has been officially rebuked by the American Psychiatric Association. Apparently, rigorous scientific testing and actual results from prescription drugs that help those with mental illness mean nothing to the Cruise. Is Tom Cruise the next Michael Jackson? No, not in a creepy-pedophile kinda way, but in a wow, this guy is really fucking crazy! kinda way. My burning question is thus: does Xenu have a cameo role in War of the Worlds?
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I like his rebuttal to Matt Lauer: "You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do." Um...yeah, sure you do. And I know how to hike the Appalachian Trail because I read one book about it. Reading one book, two books, or twenty books and articles doesn't mean you know shit. You have to be immersed and driven to really learn and "know." And that Xenu thing made me want to vomit. How can someone who believes in that bullshit feel like he really "knows" anything? I think you're right, he is on the crazy train to FuckedUpville.
~The Booklahver
Yup, I would definitly say the Cruise ship is sinking. I'm not 100% positive that I will boycott Tom, but he is most definitly not my favorite person right now! I'll agree with Booklahver, the Tom-Matt interview was out of control! And then there was him freaking out about some pranksters spraying water in his face in London, and the whole Katie freak out. I expect that he will be the next celebrity found wandering around the desert naked talking about aliens a la Anne Heche. Yeah...p.s. that Xenu shit is nuts. I'm on my way to the Co-op, maybe I should scootch on down the Drag and check out the Dianetics foundation!
Em
Don't do it, Em! They'll suck you into their secret lair!
But I could get a free personality test or whatever they offer while I'm there!
Em
That's what they told Katie Holmes and now look at her!
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