Would have lost my breakfast laughing had I taken the time to eat any
As I was walking into work this morning a scruffy, middle-aged fella came buzzing toward me riding a Segway. That's not the funny part. The funny part is he was sucking the life out of a cigarette whilst atop this contraption.
Ah, Segways and cigs...good times. The ultimate in tiny life-shortening activities...not only can you get fat from riding around but you can blacken your lungs at the same time. Schweet.
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I think those Segways are just one step closer to the human race evolving into Morlocks or some kind of alternate universe like The Prisoner. Where's the giant white blob ball? Speaking of The Prisoner, the public library in town has the entire set. Dare I rent it?
~The Booklahver
Hell yeah! It's 17 episodes of mind-screwing goodness. "Who is No. 1?" "You are No. 6." "I am a free man!"
Okay. I'll stop nerding out now. At least on purpose.
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